You did what???

You actually clicked The Big Red Button?

Why would you even do that?
It's never a good thing when you do that.

Just remember never to click any more red buttons, ever again.

Error 418

I'm a Teapot

Coffee is not available on this device

Did you (try to) create a password


I'm really sorry for that. I just used the first 3rd party website that I found.
It appears that I made a little mistake.
But seriously - Sorry (not sorry - giggles)


That's okay. I don't need you to create a password anyway.

thyme plaice
There's a Thyme & Plaice for bad jokes

Welcome

Did you press this Red Button?


Why?
Can't you resist the temptation?

I hope you enjoyed that fun game.
Did you play long enough to loop back to the beginning? (of course I did - well I had to test it didn't I)


The resistance is strong here.

Bouquet in a Bucket
Q: Why do you put Bouquets in a Bucket

A: It's all about Keeping Up Appearances 

More nonsense?

Of course it's more than likely that more silly stuff will be added to this page in the future.

walls
Q: Did you hear about the man who tried to build a house out of sausages?

A: He thought they were Walls.

shallot
You'll be glad to here...


That's Shallot, for now