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Coffee cannot be installed on this device.
I've heard Linux can install Wine though (hic)
What? Really?
You clicked a button to install coffee on a phone/tablet/computer/alien device (delete as applicable).
I'll send for the men in the white coats. They'll be around after they've collected me first.
Where did you get the alien device from? Can I get one too?
It can't make coffee? Does it make Tea?