Red Button

Big Red Button !!!

It appears that you may have pressed a Big Red Button
In order to avoid further risk don't press any more red buttons

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Did you (try to) create a password

Yes - I love clicking Red Buttons

I'm really sorry for that. I just used the first 3rd party website that I found.
It appears that I made a little mistake.
But seriously - Sorry (not sorry - giggles)

No - I've got too many passwords to remember already

That's okay. I don't need you to create a password anyway.

Pretend this is not a
BIG RED BUTTON

Did you press this Big Red Button?

Yes - Of course I did - It's a Big Red Button

Why?
Can't you resist the temptation?

I hope you enjoyed that fun game.
Did you play long enough to loop back to the beginning? (of course I did - well I had to test it didn't I)

No - I'm allergic to Red Buttons

The resistance is strong here.

Q: Why do you put Bouquets in a Bucket

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A: It's all about Keeping Up Appearances

It's Bouquet - spelled B.U.C.K.E.T

More nonsense?

Of course it's more than likely that more silly stuff will be added to this page in the future.
Updated Jan 2026 with more to come - you have been warned