You did what???

You actually clicked The Big Red Button?

Why would you even do that?
It's never a good thing when you do that.

Just remember never to click any more red buttons, ever again.

Reminder

Never press red buttons, especially ones that say "don't press"

Did you (try to) create a password


I'm really sorry for that. I just used the first 3rd party website that I found.
It appears that I made a little mistake.
But seriously - Sorry (not sorry - giggles)


That's okay. I don't need you to create a password anyway.

thyme plaice
There's a Thyme & Plaice for bad jokes

Welcome

Did you press this Red Button?


Why?
Can't you resist the temptation?

I hope you enjoyed that fun game.
Did you play long enough to loop back to the beginning? (of course I did - well I had to test it didn't I)


The resistance is strong here.

Bouquet in a Bucket
Q: Why do you put Bouquets in a Bucket

A: It's all about Keeping Up Appearances 

More nonsense?

Of course it's more than likely that more silly stuff will be added to this page in the future.

walls
Q: Did you hear about the man who tried to build a house out of sausages?

A: He thought they were Walls.

shallot
You'll be glad to here...


That's Shallot, for now