Meet My Team

Hoggy Hedgehog
Hoggy
"the hedgehog"
Job Title: Guard Hog

Question: Shouldn't that be a Guard "Dog"?
Response: Dog? Hog? What's the difference?

Question: You don't know the difference between a Dog and a Hedgehog?
Response: I know not to stroke either of them. I may get a sore hand.

Question: Are you going to get a dog instead?
Response: Nope. I'm happy with Hoggy. His smile makes me smile.

Question: What's his favourite drink?
Response: "My" wine

Squiggy Squirrel
Squiggy
"the squirrel"
Job Title: Photography Director

Question: Do you have to pay for his travel and accommodation?
Response: No. He's small enough to sneak into my bag - as you can see.

Question: Does he take any photos?
Response: No. I can't really trust a squirrel with my camera.

Question: Does Squiggy have a social media account
Response: As it happens he does - Follow him on Instagram

Question: What's his favourite drink?
Response: "My" beer, "My" cider or "My" wine

Click The Mouse
Click
"the mouse"
Job Title: I.T. Assistant

Question: Help or Hinderance?
Response: Batteries aren't a problem, neither is feeding so I guess there are some positives to having him around.

Question: Wouldn't a computer mouse work better?
Response: I'm not sure that robots and AI are really ideal for my work environment.

Question: Are you crazy all the time?
Response: No of course not. I have to sleep sometimes.

Question: What's his favourite drink?
Response: "My" beer
Yes they clearly all like "My" drinks

Cam The Camera
Cam
"the camera"
Job Title: Image analyst

Question: Isn't that just a camera.
Response: Well, yes, but with 40x zoom and compact size it's the perfect companion.

Question: Doesn't your phone have a camera.
Response: Yes, but, the zoom isn't as good and it doesn't have the bonus of a wrist strap for the added safety.

Question: What's her favourite drink?
Response: She doesn't drink. The boys do enough of that.

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Shearings - Leger Holidays just using the Shearings name. Over priced and charge a lot of extras.
National - Just Go Holidays, using the National name, using Britannia Hotels. Cheap for a reason.
Daish's - Incorporating Robinsons. Limited pickup points and destinations but expanding. Some self owned hotels, which helps reduce holiday costs.
Ava Travel - Limited Pickup points and destinations. High prices.
Ogdens & Hattons - Limited destinations. Fairly high prices.

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So what else can you find on my website? More crazy stuff? (that can't be ruled out)

Well it's mainly archive information:
- My mobile phone history
- My computer history 
- Student films, from 1991/2

Then there's personal stuff, such as:
- My "Lonely" Life Story, which I update whenever remember
- My Curriculum Vitae (C.V.), for if/when I start job hunting again